(Source: thedisneyprincess)
(Source: thedisneyprincess)
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
It’s rude
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
broken body
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
when ur friend is watching one of ur fav tv shows but u dont wanna give away any spoilers
(Source: ghcstflower)
youre the kind of person people write songs about
Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight
i felt this one
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